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SantaBanta New Year Greetings

“Best catch line Ever On the WALL of Canteen :
“This Food Must Be Good. Ten Thousand FLIES Cant Be Wrong..
Mjhe apki wo Ada bahut psnd hai

jb srdi me aap 1 glaas pani lekr Aaine k samne khde hote ho
or Aaine per pani dal kr zor se chillate ho “NAHA LIYA” !
After Car Accident
American: Its Fine Man
British:Im So Sorry
Chines:r U Ok
INDIA:O. Andha H Kya
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha
Tere Baap Ka Road hai kya
Changing Tyms:
Once upon a time,
GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers
Agar free ho to call me pls,
mere phone me bal nai h its urgnt
mujhe aapse ek personal advice leni h.

TajMAHAL Bik rha h Kharid lu kya?
Father: Kya Hua Beta Q Ro Raha Hai Mujhe Bata
Mai Tmhare Dost Jaisa Hu 

Son: Kya Batau Mai Apni Wali Se Milne Gya Tha 

Teri Wali Ne Bahut Mara.
Kabhi-Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Apne Aap Ko Mar Dalu..
.
Par
.
Phir Sochta Hu

India Me Sirf 1410 Hi TIGER Bachenge..
Never make the same mistake twice,
There r so many new ones.
Try a different one each day By
.
Swami MISTEKANANDA
Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile


1 Alien came at RAJNI’s home frm sum galaxy n rqustd,
“Mere ladke ki board exams he.thoda dheere bajao na
American culture-

Daughter:
Dad i got married ystrday evenin.. I 4got 2 inform u..
Dad:
Its Ok my child.. But next time u shud invite me…
Boy: Do yu lOve me?
Girl: Yes-
Boy starts running
Gal: where r yu going?
Boy: I’m going to update my relationship status on facebook-
A Bihari Student went for an interview at a Renown IT company for the position of
“Cybersecurity Professionals” HR managers asked him: So, what things makes you suitable for this job?
Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one aeroplane.
Before the Plane takeoff, 1 announcement came
“This plane is made by our Genious and Talented students”
Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside.
But the principal was sitting.
1 student came and asked, “are you not afraid sir”?
Then the principal replied-
“I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.
1) I woke up
2) I went to school
3) I saw my dream girl
4) I ran to her, and I hugged her
5) I kissed her
I am feeling one romantic celebration
filled only with beautiful moments

Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2
Read all the sentences in order
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is Forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence.
New Generation L.K.G. Poem

Chatting chatting yes papa
Girlfriend setting no papa
Telling a lies no papa
Open your WhatsApp
Ha Ha Ha.
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Once a woman who when just entered in a bus with his small kid,
the Bus Conductor said ”I ’d never seen such an ugly kid…woman became angry
and go in front of a passenger and told him that the Conductor had make jokes of her kids.
1 young boy replied ”Go and slap him ….I’ll take care of monkey”
Boy- my father name is laughing and my mother's Name is Smiling.
Teacher- You Must Be Kidding? Boy- No, That's My Brother.....I Am Joking....
Man vs Women new jokes FULL-FORM

M - MEAN
A - ALWAYS WANTS SAX
N - NEVER APPRECIATE

-----------------------------------

W: WICKED
O: ORIGINAL TROUBLE MAKER
M: MONEY DEMANDING
A: ARGUE MORE
N; NEVER GRATEFUL
:: jokes on dutiful band staff 2018 ::
SBI mein sabase zyaada dedicated staff rahta hai. Bank mein
jaakar unaki Girlfriend ya Wife bhi poochhe, "Darling Do You Love Me?"
to tunkkar javaab denge, "mujhe nahin pata 5 number Counter se pata karo."
Din raat facebook aur whatsapp pe lage apne bete se
baap ne kaha are nalaayak kuch nahi karega to
KBC : Kaun Banega Crorepati ki tayaari kar le
Angrej- What is this?
Halwaai- This is dahi.
Angrej- what is dahi?
Halwaai- Milk sleep at night and in morning become Tight
Ladka: hello Airtel Customer Care, Madam mera bill bahut aaya hai itani to baat bhi nahin ki.
Customer Care Girl: aapka Plan kya hai?
Ladka: abhi Office mein hain, shaam ko Bear piyenge, aap bataiye.
What is love?
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense
And makes the person nonsense

New Jokes

badi khojabin ke baad ab kahin jaakar
"Admin" ka hindi naam mile-
"Jhund Niyantrak"
aur "Selfie" ka bhi naya hindi naam mil gaya hai.
"khudkhenchu"
"DP=Display Photo" ka naya hindi shabd mila ...
"Dikhaavati Photo"
"Whatsapp" ka hindi shabd
"Jan Dhan Nishulk Gapshap Yojana"
:: Jokes of the day ::
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your Aadhar card or driving license.
Hello dear readers looking for some new jokes? You are in 
the right jokes site. Laughter is the best medicine for health. 
Comedy and jokes lightens our burdens, inspires hopes, and connects you to others.
Funny jokes and good humour support both physical and emotional health.
1 Girl ne 1 chote se baby k gaal pe kiss kiya GRL-oh sory tumhare gaal me lipstick lag gai. Baby-Kuch accha karne se agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai...
Due to less crowd outside stores for iPhone 8 launch in Sydney,
Apple to hold iPhone 8 India launch at Dadar station
Aamir Khan - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.
Sharukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
Pappu - I love walking in all season because petrol is now 82 per litre!
: Doctor jokes 2018 ::
Biggest Joke on Doctor. . .
Dr. to patient's friend:
Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to
hum isey bacha lete. . .

Patient's Friend:
Abay, 15 min pehle tou accident
hua hai
:: new jokes in hindi 2018 ::
Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti Bcoz wo janti He ke duniya ke kisi kone me koi gadha unke liye engineer ya docter ban raha hoga....
 Girl and Beggar jokes ::
A Girl siting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart.
She angrily: How dare U call me sweetheart?
Beggar: Then What the HELL R U doing on my BED..
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
sarkaari naukari(Govt. Job) paaya hua kunvaara ladka Relative ke beech vaise hi
chamakta hai jaise Aakaash mein Dhruv Taara. Baaki to ham berozgaaron ko aise dekhate
hain jaise seedhe Dhaara 302 kaat kar aa rahe hon. ~ bhadaka hua berozgaar!
:: clean jokes ::
Aap Ki Yaad Main Ek Shair Arz Hai.
Today Is somwar, Tommorow Is Manglwar.

Wah Wah

Today Is somwar, Tommorow Is Mangalwar..

I Miss You Yaar
I Miss You Yaar..
‚‚ New jokes ‚‚
Ikhtiyar-e-tarnum ki tabassum k taqadus ki ranaiyoon se jahalat ki tariqi ko mita dena. . . . !
Jab iss ka mtlb smjh aaye tou mjhe B bta dena.
‚‚ New jokes ‚‚
Hey, tera affair chalu hai & u hvnt told me,
chal jane de i can undrstnd. bt who’s dat?
Agar aise msgs mummy padh le to kitna mazaa aaega..
Zindgi me jo chiz asani se mile - Dokha
Jo muskil se mile - Kushi
Aur jo bade nasib walo ko mile?
Ab main apni tarif Khud kaise karu…
:: Good jokes in hindi ::
Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty The
Boy: Maine Kaha Th SIR
Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na
Modi Sarkar ke OROP ki ghosna ke baad 
Aab Kajiwaal jee ko bhi chahiye ki wo
OPOR(1 palate 1 Raita) ki ghosna kar de
Ab ye afwah/rumors kisne failayi hai
Just after announcement OROP
Some opposition party leaders caught fever
Some hve depression...
Maine Kaha- "I love you"
Girl-Mera Boyfriend hai
Maine Kaha- purana jayega tabhi to naya aayega
OLX par bech de..
haramkhoro 10-20 hajaar ke mobile bana dete ho
kam se kam 2-3 mitre charger ki cable to diya karo
Kuch is tarah kambakkht ishq ne meri Izzat ka rayataa
bana diya |
me guzara jis gali se, Uske ek thappad ki goonj ne, mughe sare muhalle
ka Kajriwal bana diya..........
Chuki 4 shatako se saabit ho gaya H
ki kohli ghaas wali pich par bhi
Aacha pradarshan kar sakte H
Esiliye aajkal Anushka ne Veet use
karna band kaar diya H
Radio par Modi ji ki 'Mann Ki Baat' programme ki grand success ke
baad ab Rahul ji bhi apna prasaran "Mann Ki Uljhan" me karege
Santa: dost tu itna bada ho gaya aur phir bhi abhi tak tere ko
dadhi- mooch nahi aayi?
Banta : main bilkul apni maa par gaya hoon
wife ko samghna matlap - 100 GB ka video download karna aur
99.99 GB download hone ke baad error dekhana
Aaj Ka Suvichar- 

Hum bhartiya sir par helmet pehne na pehne par Smartphones/mobile me screen gaurd jarur lagate h
sir fat jae khoon ki nadia beh jae par mobile ko kharoch tak nahu aani chaiye
1 Best benefit of using "WhatsApp"
ye hai ki us pe bahut sari
Aurate/ladki baat karti hai phir
bhi aawaz nahi hoti hai
In maths exam, Santa got 1question
Prove
Sin x= 6n
Santa cancelled 'n' from both the sides
Then
six=6
&
wrote "Dont mess with Santa d great"
wo dost umar bhar kaya sath denge jo choraha par police ko dekhkar bike se utar diya
Farmaishi geeto ke es karykram me agli farmaish lete h 
Delhi se "Arwind jee" ki.......geet ke bol h.........
Sajna hai mughe Dharna ke liye
Dosto..... 
Akhir wo samay aa gaya jab hum
Subah uthkar jindgi ka sabse mushkil phesala karte hai
Ki aj nahana hai ya nahi.......................winter jokes
Pichli baar Ghajini Dekhkar Jin Logon Ne Sar Mundwa Liya the
Unke liye Hindi movie PK kisi Agni-pariksha se kaam nahi
Angrej ko machchhar kaat rahe the,
Usane saari Light band kar di,
Tabhi room mein juganoo aaya...
Angrej - O My God India ka machchhar
Saala Tourch lekar dhoondh raha hai.
Daddy- Beti shaam dhelne se phele ghar aa jana
jamana kharab hai
Beti-papa mai koi aab bachi nahi hu
Papa- esi baat ka to dar hai beti
American : Hamare desh me sab log Right Side se Gadi Chalate hai,
Tumhare Desh me kya System hai?
Indian: Aisa kuch fix nahi hai,
Matlab, Samne wala kon-si Side se aariya hai,
Us hisab se hum log Adjust kar lete hai.
WhatsApp aur Facebook ka Side Effect ho raha hai
Kal 1 ladka paper me chhape Heroine ki photo ko
ungliyo se ZOOM karne ki kosis kar raha tha..
:: New sms jokes :: 
Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat manoge
Mujhe kabhi touch nhi karoge
Kiss nhi karoge..
Boyfriend- behen tu ghar ja..
Tere mummy papa chinta kr rahe honge

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