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Santa Banta Jokes 2019 Hindi | hindi comedi

Hindi Comedy Jokes List

Banta: What's Marriage?
Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.
Santa waitin at bus stop 1 gentelman came there by 2 wheeler n askea 'u want lift'
Santa: 'No thanks my house is in ground floor' very funny santa banta jokes
Boy to Diana Penty - wil u marry me???
Diana- wat will u do for me??
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Boy- I will giv u a better surname.!
Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My most favorite colour is "YELLOW"!!
MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can't be handled by her parents anymore. marriage jokes
MBA student hugs a girl
Girl: what is dis ?
Boy: direct marketing
Girl: slaps a boy
Boy: what is dis ?? .
Girl: customer's feedback latest jokes
Read this fast N Loudly Dear Friend - funny sms for friends

Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee
OK...
Congrats.
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You are Selected to
Work in the "Railway Station"
Santa to psychologist, "My wife treats me like a dog!" santa banta jokes
Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you?
Santa: No No... It's a worse! She wants me to be faithful!
The government should make it mandatory to print a "Statutory Warning" on Wedding Cards
like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!
USA: If you attack us, we will attack you.
ISRAEL: If you attack us, we will demolish you.
INDIA: If you attack us, we will not play Cricket with you!
Love and friendship doesn't die due to distance, it's killed by the petrol and diesel price hike.
Santa calls at the airport, "How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Delhi? santa banta funny jokes
Receptionist: 45 Minutes, Sir!
Santa: Only that much! Thanks, I rather walk then spend so much on the air fare.
Whenever I miss U I read ur sms Whenever I want to see U, jokes in english
I jst close my eyes Whenever I want to hear ur voice I throw stones at DOGs
1 Hand on pen
other on phone
1 Ear on Lecture
Other on Gossip
1 Eye on Board
Other on Lover
Who say that Student Life is Easy ?
Actually students are very busy.....college life/student jokes
Santa was taking nkd bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Santa :why ru laughing?
Animals:ha ha....Your tail is in front side....
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
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Santa: Wow.! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!
Bahut namkeen hai vo jise ham chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai, 
dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
Kya aapka dil nahi korta maggi khaane ko?...............hindi jokes sms hindi jokes sms
Santa-mujhe us ladki se bachao hindi jokes sms
Banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k
dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku
leke piche pad gyi hai.
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
Isme 1 gayab hai?
Phir padho
Sharam nhi aati?
ABCD me"1" kaha aata hai?
Naam duba diya School ka Yaar.
Class rooms r like train mast jokes for student
1st 2 benches r executive coaches-reserved for VIP
middle 2 r genral compartment
n last 2 r sleeper class. ..............funny sms collection in hindi
This pj wil destroy ur sleep..
In a bus, conductor asked for tickets..
1st boy- pass
2nd boy- pass
3rd boy- pass
4th boy-
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GOAL..!!
Santa ko apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne saare friends ko sms kiya:
Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhe ki
Zarurat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena..
Aahat si koi aye to laga ki tum ho,
hawa koi lehrayi ke aye to laga ki tum ho,
aab tm hi batao kya tm kisi BHOOT se kam ho?
Santa: Ye Buzurg Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hai,
Choti-2 Bato Pe Rishte Khatam kr Dete Hai.

Banta: Kya Hua?

Santa: Tune Suna Nahi, Mungfali Mein Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhre Nana Nahi ab ye vi kyo baat hue............santa banta jokes full on comedy
Santa ne ghar k upar wale hissey
me paint kiya aur neeche wale hissey main likh diya
"Same as above" What an idea sir ji...Tin ...Tin ...Tin...................hindi jokes sms
Santa: How car, kiss and monkey are related?
Banta: A car is so dear,
A kiss is to dear,
A monkey is you dear.
Santa: How coffee and wine shops are related to love?
Bantaa: Coffee shops are love start point,
And wine shops are love end points.
Santa: I love u ma’am,
Ma’am: tameez se baat kro,
Santa: Okay, Ma’am With due respect I beg to say that i love u darling.
Santa rocks madam shocked.
Santa: Ary bhabi ka name kya ha?
Banta: Google Kaur,
Santa: Ary aisa qn?
Banta: ik sawaal k 10 jawab deti ha.
Santa: what is alimony?
Banta: A system where two people make the mistake,
And the keeps paying for it.
Girlfriend: tumne mujhy birthday pe koi gift qn nhi dia,
Banta: tumhi ne kaha tha mujhy surprise chahye.
I never mind my wife having the last word,
In fact, I am delighted when she gets to it.
Santa ko mughlon ne pkr lia,
Or usy akbr k pas ly gye,
Akbar: isy bndi bnaya jaye,
Santa: nhi nhi jahan pnaah rehm, Mujhy bnda hi rehny dia jaye.
Santa: kl police ne mujhy ATM k sath chherr chhaarr krny ki wjeh se pkr lia,
Banta: kya kr rhy thhy tum?
Santa: machine ne bola k pin enter kro, To me safety pin ghussa rha tha.
Santa: hum urdu bolty hn english bolty hn pr math qn ni?
BAnta: Zyada 3,5 mt kr, or 9 2 11 ho ja,
Wrna 4, 5 dhrr dun ga k 36 k 6 reh jayen gy smjha.
Santa: ye Gandhi bapu har note me hsty hi qn rehty hn?
Banta: simple ha bhai, Royen gy to geela ho jaye ga,
A cop stops drunk santa and asks: How high are you?
Santa: thats wrong english, You should say: Hi, How are you?.
Sardar:Aaj ma nay apni bivi ko kisi aur kay saath cinema jatay huay dekha.
Dost:Tau un kay pechay kiyon nai gaya
Sardar:Yr ma nay wo film chaar baar dekhi hoe thi
Bagger: Sir i haven’t eaten anything from three days.
Banta: Then Force yourself, or you should see a doctor.
Aik Sardar g Doosray Say,
Ma or Mri Girlfrnd shaadi ker rahay hyn. 🙂
Doosra: Wow, Shadi Kab hy?
Sardar: Meri 7 October 2019 ko
Or us ki 13 November 2019 ko.
TiTU jab exam denay gaye tau wo apnay sath
plumber ko kiyon lay gaye??
Kiyon kay TiTu ko khabar mili thi kay Exam papr leak ho gaya hai
Maths Teachr Waz Teaching
Mathematical Convrsions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , 4 3000 Kgs
How Much???
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!Ton!
Santa: Woh larki kitni sundar hy!
Banta: Mujhay uska naam pata hy.
Santa: Kayaa..
Banta: Woh bank ma kaam kerti hy, uske countr kay uper uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”
Santa apni biwi kay office gya
tau usnay dekha kay uski biwi
boss ke godi mein baithi dictation lay rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aesi jagah kaam nai kerna
jahan staff kay liaye kursi b na ho
Santa ke ghar Larki nay janam lia..
Banta: jab larki badi hogi tau larke isay chedengay.
Santa: Mainay iska intejaam ker lia hy.
Banta: kaya kiya?
Santa: Larki ka naam DIDI rakh dia hy
Santa:Train mein raat bher neend nahi ayi,
upar ke seat mili thi, garmi bahot thi.
Banta:Tau exchange karna tha
Santa:Kissay karta?
Nichay ki seat pay koi aya he nai.
Banta: Ye chaku kiyon ubal rahay ho?
Santa: Suicide karnay kay liaye
Banta: Tau phir ubalnay ki kya zarurat hy?
Santa: Kaheen infection na ho jaaye.
Santa: Look a thief haz enterd our kitchn
& he iz eating d cake I made.
Banta: Whom shuld I call now,
Police or the Ambulnce?
Banta ped pay chada tau upar baithay
Bandar nay poocha: Upar kiyon aya?
Banta: Apple khanay.
Bandar: Yeh tau aam ka ped hy.
Banta: Pata hy, Apple saath laya hoon.
Profesor Banta askd a plumber 2 come 2 hiz college.
you know y?
Bcoz he wantd 2 check where d question papr iz leaking…
Santa waz standing below a tube light wid mouth wide opn………Y?
Bcoz hiz doctor advised him “2day’s dinner should b light”.
Santa invested two Laks in a buziness & sufferd huge Losses.
Do you know wat d business waz?
He opend a Saloon in the Punjab!
Santa went 2 battry shop and asked 2 change the battry.
d shopkeeper! asked: Exide laga doon?
Santa: Dosri side tera baap lagayega kaya?
Santa: oaye banta machli khaye ga kaya?
Banta: nahi yaar usmein kaantay hotay hyn.
Santa: oaye chadd yr, chappal pehan kay kha lna.
SANTA:Lala d dettol soap hai,
Lala:han,
santa:acha vala hy,
Lala:han,
Santa: a6i quality ka hy,
Lala:han bhai han,
Santa: theek hy us say hath dho kar 1kg aata do
A man 2 Santa:
ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home & came back within
half an hour & slapped the man
& said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Lady 2 inspector Santa :
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My husband went ..
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to buy potatoes …
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6 days ago..
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he hasn`t come back yet! 🙁
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Santa : Why don`t U ..
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cook something else… :/
😛 😀  hahahahhahahaha
“Darling,” said Banta …
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to his new bride, Preety…
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“Now that we R married,
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do you think you will be …
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able to live on my small income???”
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“Of course, dearest, no trouble,”
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she replied…
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“But what will you live on?>>”
😛 😀  hahahahhahahah
Santa: Mirrors don’t lie. 🙂
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Banta: And lucky 4 you..
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they don’t laugh either! 😛 😀 
Santa:Why did the skeleton ..
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not go to the party???
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Banta: He had no-body to go with! 😛 😀 
Santa asked banta:
Santa: How Can U Double Ur Money?
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Banta: Show It In Front Of A Mirror.😀 😀 

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