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Heights Of Shock !!

Boy Msgs Her Gf:
Jaan I Can't Live Without U, 
Will U Marry Me.?
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Girl:
Who's This?
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I Had Lost My Contacts... .. :😀

Hahahaha

 Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Shortest Love Story
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Boy : Suno
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Girl : Haan Bhai
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The End .. 
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Boy : 
Chalti hai kya 9 se 12?
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Girl : Chal
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Boy : Kahan?
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Girl : 
Principal k pass!
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Boy : 
Lo ab Apni Behen se Mazak
bhi nhi kar sakta .

Girl : 
Bewakuf Chutti Mangne k
liye..
 .. :😀

Hahahaha
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                           Hindi Jokes Chutkule

An EnGineering Student went 
& Proposed a Girl.

Girl : 
What can u do to Make me Love You ?

Boy : 
I will do what ever u want, 
I will bring Stars from the Sky, 
I will Jump from where ever U Say,
I will do anything for U.
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Girl : 
Can U Complete Ur Engineering 
without a Single Back??
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Boy : 
Chalta hun Behan...
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Apna Kahyal Rakhna... .. :😀

Hahahhaa
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Ladka : 
Call Recieve Kyo Nahi Kiya ??.
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Ladki : 
Wo Main..
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Wo Main.
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Wo Main...
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Wo Main.
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Ladka :
"Kya Wo Main,
Wo Main Lga Rahi Hai Aage Bhi Toh Bol.."
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Ladki :
"Wo Main..
Ringtone Pe Naach Rhi Thi"..
 .. :😀

Hahahha
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SANTA: 
MARNE K BD INSAAN KYA BANTA HAI..??
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BANTA: 
LADKE TO BHOOT BANTE HEN PER !!!
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"LADKIYAN CHUDAIL KI CHUDAIL RAHETI HEN..
 .. :😀

HAHAHAHA
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A boy used to admire a girl of the same class.
One Day Daringly he went to sit near her.

Girl:
Why have you come to sit near me?

Boy: 
You know, there is Attraction between Positive and Negative Charges.

(Hearing this, the Girl Slaps Him)

Boy: 
Why did you slap me?

Girl: 
You know, every action has equal and Opposite Reaction.
 .. :😀

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                           Hindi Jokes Chutkule

A Beautiful Girl was Sitting Alone
in Coffee Shop..
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A Handsome Boy Came & asked: 
"If u Don't Mind can I Sit Here?"
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Girl: No!
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Boy: Why?? .
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Girl: Bcoz,
I Have Mind..
 .. :😀

Hahahaha
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Boy: "Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?”
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Girl: "Awww…. What Happen?”
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Boy: "It Annoys Me.”
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Girl: "Awwww… I Am So Sorry”
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Boy: "It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart.”
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Girl: "Awww….. I Know!”
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Boy: "Get Lost Bye.”
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Girl: "Awww…. Baby Gussa Ho Gya..”
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Boy: "Whatever!”
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Girl: "Aww…. You Look So Cute When Angry”
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Boy Pulls Out The Gun, 
Shoots Himself..
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She: "Awww…. Mar Gaye?“..
 .. :😀

Haahaha
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Pappu: 
Tu ne Maari Entriyan re Dil me Baji Ghantiyan re 
"tan tan tann"

Girl: 
BC Me kiya Undertaker hun?...
 .. :😀

Hahahahaha
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BF: I want to Kiss U.

GF: No, agar me Pregnant ho gayi to?

BF: Kiss se Pregnant Nahi Hoty?

GF: Actually me 1 baar shuru ho gai
to phir me apne Aap ki bhi nahi Sunti.. .. :😀

Hehehehe
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"Some Thing Sweet"

Girl: Whats The Proof
That U Miss Me??

Boy: See My Cheeks,
My Mom Slapped Me Bcoz
I Was Smiling While
Sleeping Thinking Of U...
 .. :😀

Hahahahaa
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                           Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Girl: Hi Baby...
Boy: Hi My Love...
(Sending Failed)
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Girl: Are You Here?
Boy: Yes Yes I'm Here 
(Sending Failed)
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Girl: Are You Ignoring Me Or What!?
Boy: Honey, I'm Not... I'm Right 
Here...
(Sending Failed)
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Girl: It's over; Don't you ever 
talk to me again!
Boy: Damn! Go to Hell.
(Message Sent)..
 .. :😀

Hahahaha
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He : How are u ?
She : F9.

He : What ?
She : Fine.

She: What are u upto?
He : F5.

She : Sorry, what ?
He : Refreshing.

*Blocked*...
 .. :😀

Hahahaha
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Ladki: Bhaiya 12 Kele dedo
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Fruit wala: Ye lo Behen.
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Ladki: Ye to Naram hai Thode Kadak de do
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Fruit wala: Kya Madam kabhi to Khane k liye liya karo..
 .. :😀

Hahahahaha
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Girl: 
Mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mt kr

Boy: Q?

Girl:
Is Raste pe Patther or Kanto k Alawa kuch nhi

Boy: Are Pagli,
Mere Paas REEBOK k Shoes hen..
 .. :😀

Hahahaha
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Truth..

Ladkiyon ki scooty pe 
bhale se 2 ki jaga 4 Brakes lagwa do
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Rokti Wi Pairon se hi hen..
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Chalo Aaj kuch Toofani karte hen,
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Girlfriend ko bolte hain recharge
karvane ko..
 .. :😀
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Ladka Ek Ladki Se: I Love You

Ladki: Sorry Main Kisi Or Se
Pyar Karti Hun. 

Ladka Mayus Ho Gaya,
Or Achanak
Bhagne Laga Or Bola: 
Teri Mummy Ko Bataunga.

Ladki: Ruk Ja Kamine
I Love You Too...
 .. :😀
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Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”
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Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
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Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.”

Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: 
NO, You were
shouting,

“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”...
 .. :😀

Hahhaha
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                           Hindi Jokes Chutkule

A Girl Updated Her Status:
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"2 day is mey result,, i um vary mucah hape.." 
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Boy Commented: 
I can tell your English result right now..
 .. :😀

Hahahha
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Ladka : Dilruba
Ladki : Pizza khila

Ladka : Paise Nahi
Ladki : Kaise nahi

Ladka : Mehangayi hai
Ladki : To phir Aaj se Tu Mera Bhai hai..
 .. :😀

Hahhaha
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2 Larky Roz 2 Larkiyon Ka Picha kerty Thy..
Tang Aa ker 2no Larkiyon ny
2no Larkon ko Rakhi Bandh di
Aur Bolin:
"Aaj Se Tum Hamary Bhai Ho"

2no Larkon ny Ek Dusry ki Taraf
Dekha Aur Kaha:

Tu Meri Behan se Shadi Ker le
aur Me Teri Behan se 
Shadi Ker Leta Hun..;-p

Ye Karachi K Boyz Hen,
Kabhi Haar Nahi Manty... .. :😀

Hahaha
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She: I Love u...

He: Me too...

She: Say Full Sentence...

He: I Love me too..

*Blocked*

Hahhaha
 .. :😀
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Boy : 
Tum Ladki hoke Sharab piti ho?

Awesome Reply by Girl:

"To kiya 2-4 Peg k liye
Me Gender Change karwa lun ?..
 .. :😀

Hahahaha
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                           Hindi Jokes Chutkule

A Heart Touching Fight..
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GIRL: "I want to End our Relationship.
I'm going to return everything u gave
me"
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BOY: "Ok... 
then
Let's Start wid 
Hugs & Kisses...
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Moral:
Boyz ko bas Chipakne ka Bahana chahaiye..
 .. :😀

Hahaha
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A Boy Was Teaching Maths To a Girl.

He kissed her, 
again he kissed her & said:
"This is Addition..."

Then the Girl kissed him & said:
"This is Substraction.."

Then They kissed each other & said:
"This is Multiplication..."

Suddenly Girl's Dad came..
He started beating the Boy
And Threw Him Away & said:
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"This is called DIVISION"...
 .. :😀

Hahhaha
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Girlfriend On Phone:
Ghar me koi nahi hai aa jao.

Boy (Very shocked):
Abhi abhi to lota hun
Tere Ghar se..

Girl:
Sorry, phir se Tumhe hi Call lag gayi..;
 .. :😀

Hahaha
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Boy: I love you Baby.

Girl: 
I Have already a Boyfriend.

Boy: 
Olx pe Bech de..
Purana jayega, 
Tabhi to Naya Aayega...  .. :😀

Hahaha
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Boy to Pretty Girl:
Recharge ki Dukan kahan hai?

Girl: 
Pata nahi Dear,
Me to Larkon se karwa leti hun...
 .. :😀

Hahahha
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LADKI Aur SMS me kya Similarity Hai.??
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Jab Tak UPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na
Lo CHAIN Nahi Milta...
 .. :😀

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Ek Ladka or Ladki ek dusre ko bohat
pyar karte the.
Ek din ladki mar gayi, usne swarg me
se
ladke ko kaha, 
"Ek wada tha tera har wade ke piche,
Tu milega mujhe har gali
har darwaje ke piche,
Par kyun tu itna
BEWAEAA nikla, 
Ek Tu hi neahi tha Mere
janaze ke piche"

Ladke ne ankh me Aansu ke sath
Jawab diya, 
"Ek wada tha mere har wade k
piche,
Milunga Tujhe har gali har darwaje ke
piche. 
Tune hi mud kar nahi dekha Warna,
Ek aur 
Janaza tha Tere Janaze k piche..!!
 .. .. :;- 😉

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                           Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend Ko Ghumany Le Ker Gaya..

Achanak Bohat Tez Barish Hony Lagi..

Socho Tez Barish Me Kiya Hua Hoga??

Socho..

Socho...

Nahi Pata..?

Larki Ka Make-up Utar Gaya,
Aur
Larka Dar Ker Bhaag Gaya...
 .. .. :😀

Hahahha
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Ek Larka Bus Stand Per
Larki Ko Pareshan Ker Raha Tha..

Larki:
Tumhary Ghar Me Maa Behan Nahi Hen Kiya??

Larka:
Nahi hen, Akela Rehta Hun.

Larki:
To GHar le Chal Na Pagal,
Yahan Q Time Waste Ker Raha Hai.. .. .. :😀

Hahaha
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Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That:

"SHOPPING Never Causes HEART ATTACKS"

But,

"PAYING The BILLS Does"...
 .. .. :😀
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Boyfriend ny chupke se 
Girlfriend k Purse se Mobile Nikala
Ye Dekhny k liye k
Uska Number Kis Naam Se Save Hai,

Honey Ya Jaanu..??

But He was Shocked 2 See the Name..
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"RECHARGE WALA BHAI"..
 .. .. :😀

hAHAHAHA
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Example Of A Short,
Sweet and Meaningful Answer

Girl: Hey! How Are You Doing These Holidays?

Boy: "By Hand"..;
 .. .. :😀
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Short Love Story..

Boy: I love you
Girl: Shakal dekhi hai apni ??
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Boy: Shakal pe Mat ja
Mere pass 2 Petrol Pump
aur 3 Gas Cylinder
connection hen.

Girl: Awww I Love You 2..
 .. .. :😀
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Ladkiyo Ki Jeans Me (Chain) Q Hoti Hai..
Jab Ki Uska Koi Use Nahi Hota?
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Reply Must Agar Nahi Pata To
Is Sms Ko Aag Ki Tarah Phela Do,

Mujhe Jawab Chahiye 
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                           Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Apni Girlfrnd ke Samne
Dusri Ladkiyo ko kese dekhen ??
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Boy: Tum ne us Ladki ko dekha.
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte.

Girl: Saale.
Tu to chahta hai k
Ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi.
 .. .. :😀

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