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Boss To Salesman:
Customer Ko Kabhi Khali Hath Mat Jany Do,
Agar Kuch Nahi Hai To
Us K Badly Kuch Aur De Do..
Customer:
Toilet Paper Hai?
Salesman:
Wo To Nahi Hai Per
Aap Regmaal Le Jao…;- 😉
Hahahaha
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Ek Admi Ny Ishthaar Parha,
“Purana Mobile Do Aur Naya Lo”
Wo Adi Us Address per Gaya
Magar Wahan Koi Dukan Nahi Thi..
Admi Ny Wahan Khary Do Larkon Se
Ishthaar K Baary me Pucha..
Un Larkon Ny Gun Nikal Li Aur Kaha:
“Wo Ishthaar Hum Ny Hi Lagaya Tha,
Chal Ab Apna Purana Mobile De Aur
Ja Ker Naya Le”..;-p 😉
Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Me Bheek
Mangne Gaya,.
Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya.
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe
De De Baba”
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Baccha: “Me baba Nahi Beta
Hoon”
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Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De
Beta”
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Baccha: “Mera Naam Pappu Hai”
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Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu beta”
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Baccha: “Mera Poora Naam Pappu
Rathore Hai”
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Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu Rathore beta”
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Baccha: Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo
Babaaaa, Ghar pe koi nahi hai..:-p 😉

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Beta On Phone:
Maa Gud News Hai.
Maa: Kya Hua ?
Beta: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. ?
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Beta:
Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli…;-)😉
Boss Gun le ke Gusse me
Office aaya or chillaya:
“Kisne Meri Wife ko Kiss kiya,
Sale ko Jaan se Maar dunga”
Piche se Awaz aayi:
Goliyan Kam Pad jayengi Sir…;-p😉
1st Sharabi:
Ye Tum har Peg ke baad
Jaib se nikaal kar kya dekhte ho?
2nd Sharabi:
Biwi ki photo,
Jab Sundar lagne lagegi to
iska Matlab Chadh gayi hai..;-)😉
Husband n Wife fighting in front of their Child.
Wife 2 Husb:
“Tu Saala Kutta”
Husb to Wife:
“Tu Saali Kutti”
Child: Hee.. hee..
Me Saala PUPPY..;-)😉

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Kiyun Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah,
Wah Wah Wah,,,
Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo,
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah..;-p
Ab Bolo Wah Wah…;-)😉
Dedicated To All Nikammi And Kaam Chor
“Girls”
Barbaaad karne K aur Bhi Tareeke The
duniya me,,
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Jaane Q Mark Zuckerberg Ko
FACEBOOk
Ka khayal Hi Aaya
(‘,’)
<()> “Khud To Kar Li Shadi..
_||_ ,Aur Hume Yahan LIKE LIKE
Khelne Pe Laga Gaya,
Chalo ab Tum Log
bhi Like
kar hi do..:-)😉
Doctor Mareez Ki Naak Me Ungli Daal Ker Betha Hua Tha.
Kisi Ny Pucha:
Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
Doctor:
Mareez Ko Ulti Kerwa Raha Hun.
Admi:
Magar Aaise Kese??
Doctor:
Ab Yehi Ungli Us K Munh Me Dalunga…;-p😉
Aaaaak Thhoooooooo…

Mareez:
Mujhy Khaansi Ki Dawa Dedo.
Doctor Ny Motion Hony Ki Dawa De di.
Compounder:
Aap Ny Aisa Q Kiya??
Doctor:
Ab Wo Khaansny Se Pehly 100 Dafa Sochy Ga…;-p
Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hun!
Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hun,
jo Mummy rakh ke Gayi Hain…;-p😉
Maryam Nawaz To Pakistanis:
Hospitals Me Doctor Hen?
Pakistanis: Nahi..
Maryam Nawaz: Dawaiyan Mil Rahi Hen?
Pakistanis: Nahi..
Maryam Nawaz: Operation K Doran Theater Me Bijli Hoti Hai??
Pakistanis: Nahi..
Maryam Nawaz: To Kanjro,,
Mere Abbu Ko Q Kehty Ho K
Pakistan Me Ilaaj Keraaen…;-p 😉

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Girl:
Kya Tumhara Shohar sotey waqt kharratey Leta hai?
Saheli Sharmaatey hue:
Pata nahin!
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Abhi to Hamaari Shaadi ko
3 din hue hain,
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Soengey to Pata chalega…;-)😉
Ek Larkay ne Dukaan se Cigarette ka Packet liya,
Likha tha K “Khabaradaar Mard Hazraat ki Ziyada Cigarette Noshi Mardanaa Kamzori ka Sabab Ban Sakti Hai.”
Woh Larka Dubara Dukaan Par Gaya aur Cigarette Wapas Rakh Kar Bola:
“Yeh Konsi Cigarette Di Hai? CANCER WAALI DAY NAA”..:-)😉
Boss Driver Se:
Jab Me ny Ishara Kiya To
Tum Rukay Q Nahi??
Driver:
Janab Me Samjha K Aap Mujhy
Salam Ker Rahy Hen…;-)😉
Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun ??
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Ans:” Dhobi
Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar Bol Sakta Hai,
“Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe..
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Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hun”…:p;-)😉
Ek Frustrated Employee ne
Apne Boss se poochha:
“Sir kya Colgate Aapke Daant se Keera Nikal deta hai?”
Boss Answer : Yes
Employee:
“To Aap Colgate Ko
Apni BUM mein Kyu Nahi Lagate”…;-p😉
Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chhor Gaya Raja
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Wah Wah..
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Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chhor Gaya Raja
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Double Sawari Band Hai,
Tu Bus Pakar
K Aaja … ;->😉

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Ek Larki 1 Ghanty Me 40 Rotiyan Banati Hai,,
To 3 Larkiyan Mil Ker
Ek Ghanty Me
Kitni Rotiyan Banaen Gi???
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Ek Bhi Nahi,,
Wo Sirf Baaten banaen gi Aur
Rotiyan Tandoor Se Aaen gi…:-)😉
Ek Chota Bacha Bus ki Khidki se Susu kar raha tha….
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Ek Aurat Boli:
Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Hai kiya??
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Bacha: Aray Aunty,
Sharam ko Choro,
Susu ko dekho Kitna DoOor Tak ja Raha Hai..;-)😉
Hahaha

Sharif Logon Se Ziyada Qismat Waly To
Gali K Kutty Hoty Hen,,
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Kam Se Kam Larki
Palat Palat K
Dekhti To Hai k
Aa Raha hai Ya Nahi…;-)😉
Sooraj Ki Bhi Jab
Garmiyon Ki Chhuttiyan Hoti Hen,
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Wo
Luddiyan Paatay Huwe
Apni Nani K Ghar
“Pakistan”
Aa Jata Hai..;-p:)😉
Hahaha
Aisa Kaun Sa Janwar Hai,
Jo Kutte Jaisa Hota hai,
Par
Chalta 3 Pairon Se hai..?
SOCHO..?
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NEHI MALOOM,,
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Simple,,
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LANGDA KUTTA…;-p😉

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Gabbar: Thaakur Ye Mobile Mujhy de de..
Thaakur: Dekh Yaar Hath-Pair ki Mazak Theek Hai,
Mobile se Mazak Nahi,
Facebook Chalu hai aur
Basanti Online Hai..;-)😉
Pappu: Doctor Me Roz Ek Bura Sapna Dekhta hun k
4 Khubsoorat Ladrkiyon se Meri Shadi ho rahi hai.
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Doctor: Mager Tum isey Bura Sapna Q kahte ho?
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Pappu: Aapne Kabhi Itni Larkiyon ka Khana Pakaya ho to Aapko Pata Chaly…;-😉
Doctor Ny Phone Rakhty Huwe Nurse se Kaha:
“Jaldi Se Mera Saman Le Aao,
Ek Mareez Ka Phone Aya hai,
Wo Mar Raha Hai..”
Nurse ny Ahista se Kaha:
“Doctor Sahab,
Wo Phone Aap K liye Nahi
Mere Liye Tha”…;-😉
Hahaha
Guddu: Yaar Pappu,
Tu ne pure Toilet me Potty Q Ki??
Pappu: Yaar Ye Mobile bhi na..!
Guddu: Kiya hua?
Pappu: Tune “IDEA” ka Add nahi Dekha?
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“WALK When U TALK”…;-😉

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Ek Wazeer Pagal Khany Ka Dora Kerny Gaye..
Doctor:
Ye Kamra Un Zehni Mareezon Ka Hai Jo
Auto Mobile Engineer Aur Mechanic Hen.
Wazeer:
Magar Ye Log Kahan Hen,
Bister Per To Koi Nazar Nahi araha.
Doctor:
Janab Sab K Sab Bister K Neechy Hen,
Aur Gaariyon Ki
Marammat Ker Rahy Hen…;😉
National Geographic Team Ny
Pakistan Aany Ka Faisla Ker Liya,,
QK
Unhen Pata Chala Hai K
Pakistan Me Ek Aisa Nayab Shair Bhi Paya Jata hai,
Jo
Museebat Parny per
Kutty Se Madad Maang Leta Hai…;-p:)
Ji ji
Samajh to Gaye Hon gy Aap…:-)😉
Hahaha
Doctor:
Aapka Weight kitna hai?
Patient:
Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Doctor:
Aur bina Chashme ke?
Patient:
Bina Chashme k to Mujhe Dikhta hi Nahi..;-)😉
Judge: U R Crossing the Limits.
Lawyer: Kon Saala Aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you Call Me Saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said Kon “Sa Law” Aisa kehta hai…;-😉
Hahaha
Becharay “December” Ko Zalim
Qarar De Ker Kosnay Walay
Shaairon Se
Ek Sawal Hai..!
Ye
“May Aur June”
K Kertoot
Tumhen Nazar Nahi Aaty Kiya?
Ye Dono Tumharay “Maamay”
Lagty Hen…;-p:)😉
Hahaha
Yeh 1 Naya SMS Hai.
Market me Bhi Nahi aya abhi Tak,
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COMING SOON..
Jab Market me nahi aya To
Phir Aap k Paas kaise Aaye Ga….:-);-p😉

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Ye soch kar Pareshan hoon Me,
“Kal bhi Bhutto Zinda Tha
Aaj Bhi Bhutto Zinda Hai”
DOSTO!
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Kiya Bhutto
“STAR PLUS”
me Kaam Karta Hai…;=>:-)😉
Hospital Me 2 Aurton Ka Operation Ho Raha Tha..
Dono K Shohar Pareshani Me Tehal Rahy Thy..
Achanak Ek Nurse Bahar Nikli, Us K Hath Me Ek Bacha Tha Jiska Rang Kala Tha.
Bachy Ko Dekh Kr Ek Admi Uski Taraf Bhaga r Kaha:
“Ye Mera Bacha Hai”.
Nurse Herani Se: Aap Ko Kese Pata??
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Shohar: ” Meri Bivi Ki Aadat Hai Har Cheez Jala Deti Hai///😉
Kid to His Mom:
Maa Me kese Paida
hua tha??
Mom: Me Ne Ek Bartan me
Mitti dal k rakh di thi
kuch Din Baad dekha
Us me se Tu Mila..
Kid Does Same…
After A Few Days,
Uss Bartan me Ek Mendak
Milta hai..
Kid (Ghusse me): Man to
Karta hai
Tujhe Goli Maar dun
But kiya kerun
Aulaad Hai Tu Meri..;-p:D😉

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GABBAR: Aaj Me ne Basanti ko Nahate huwe dekha..
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VIRU: Kutte , Kamine
Me Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga
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GABBAR: Aray O Vampire ki Aulaad,
Me Naha Raha Tha aur
Basanti Baaju se Ja rahi thi… :-p😉
Hahaha
Pappu:
Ek Manforce Dena.
Dukandar:
Tum To Master G K Bete Ho Na?
Pappu:
Mentos Bola Mentossss.
1,2 Vicks bhi De Dena
Gala Kharab Hai,
Medicine ka Naam Bhi
Nahi Nikal Raha Theek Se…;-p😉
Hahaha
PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:
“Aap Khana Khayen ge?”
Passenger:
Choices kia kia hen??
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Air Hostess:
YES or No….;-p:)😉
Hahaha
Hawaldar: Inspector sahab,
Me Ek Ghar ke Bahar khara hun.
Yaha 1 Wife ne Apne Husband ko Goli Maar di hai.
Inspector:
Pura Waardat Batao.
Hawaldar: Sir,
Aaj Uski KaamWali nahi ayi thi,,
Wife ne Khud se pochha lagya tha
aur
Husband ne Geeley Farsh pe Pair chhap diye.
Gusse me Wife ne Husband ko Goli Maar di
Ab Mere liye kiya Hukum hai??
Inspector: Bahar khara kiya kar raha hai Bewakuf,
Ander Jaa k Wife ko Giraftar ker lo.
Hawaldar: Per Sir,😉
Farsh Abhi Bhi Geela Hai…;-p😉
Hahaha
Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.
Admi:
Bhai Aisa Mat karo,
Agar Me Khali Hath Ghar gaya to
Meri Bivi Mujhe Kacha Chaba jayegi..
Chor:
Agar Me Khali Hath Pohucha to kiya
Meri Bivi Mujhe Tal k Khayegi ??…;-p:)😉
Hahaha
Bacha Medical Store Waly Se:
“Rang Gora Kerny Wali Cream Hai?”
Dukandar: Haan Hai.
Bacha:
To Salay Lagata Q Nahi?
Me Roz Tujhy Dekh Ker Dar Jata Hun..;-p:)😉
Hehehehe
Pappu:
Yaar Me Soch Raha Hun k
Kisi Doctor Ko Apni Aankhen Check Keraun.
Dost:
Q Kiya Hua Tumhari Aankhon ko??
Pappu:
Yaar Me Jab bhi
Apna Purse Kholta Hun
Mujhy Kuch Nazar nahi Ata..:-(😉

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Father: What can U do for my Daughter?
Boy: I would Die for Her
Father: I don’t like U.
Boy: Why?
Father: I am looking for Someone
Who would Live for Her,
Not Someone who would Just Die and Leave Her Alone.
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Moral:
ZIADA HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI..;-p:)😉
Ek Dost apny friend se:
Yaar Suna hai K
Tum apni Bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?
Dost:
To kiya hua,
Wo bhi to Mere sath Rotiyan Pakati hai…;-)😉
Hahaha
Zaruri Elaan..
City Me 7 Khudkush Hamla Aawar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hen!
Agar Aap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hen,
To
Unki Lambi Umer
K Liye Dua Farmain…;-p😉

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Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi
,,FARAZ,,
Farq
Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,
oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.
(“,)
>))>
_/_DEKH Yaar…;-p:)😉
Aurat Ki Lambi Zaban Ka Shikwa To
Her Mard Kerta Hai,,
Magar Phir Bhi Koi
Goongi Larki Se SHADI Per
Tayyar Nahi Hota…;-)
It’s Fact…;-p😉
Car se Chooza Takra ker Behosh Ho Gaya..
Admi Choozy ko Ghar Laya Aur
Pinjry Me Band Ker Diya.
Chooza Hosh Me Aya To Bola:
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Aby Le, Jail Ho Gai
Lagta Hai Driver Mar Gaya…;-p😉
Hahaha
After Accident:
American: Its Fine Man
British: I am So Sorry
Australia: No Worries Dude
Germany: Are You O?ay?
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India: Andha hai kiya Saaly?
Dhakkan ki Tarha chala raha hai
Akkal k Dushman
Saaly Tere Baap ka Road hai kiya?
Bahar nikal Dekh Teri kese Bajata hun..;-p😉
Hahaha

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