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Girl: Aaj Me Chicken Paka Rahi Thi, 
Jab Me Ny Us Me 

"HARA DHANIYA" Dala To Pata Hai Kiya Hua ??
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Boy: Pata Nahi, Tum Batao..
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Girl: Hara Dhanya Dalty Hi 
Chicken Ny Uth Ker Gana Shuru Ker Diya..
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HUM PE YE KISNE 
HARA RANG DAALA,, 
KHUSHI NY HAMARI HAMEINNNN, 
MAAR DAALA.. ... :😀



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 Marathi Jokes

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Boy: Tum Kis Time Uthti ho??
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Girl: Apna koi Time nhi, 
Jab Dil kare So jati hun,
aur jab Dil kare Uth jati hun..
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Boy: You Naughty..
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Tum Bilkul Meri "Kuttya" pe Gai Ho..?
... :😀
Hhahaha
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MBA Student Hugs a Girl..
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GIRL: What is This ??
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BOY: Direct Marketing :-p
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GIRL Slaps A Boy.. :-o
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BOY: What Is This ??
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GIRL: Customer's FEEDBACK.. 
... :😀

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Ladkon aur Ladkiyon 
K Piyar Me Kiya Difference Hai..??
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Ladkiyon ko "Yash Raj" ki
Movies wala Piyar Chahiye..
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And Ladkon ko..
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"Imran Hashmi" ki 
Movies Wala Chahiye. 
... :😀

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Boy:- Mujhe Dog Food lena hai. 
SALES GIRL: Kya apke pas Kutta hai?
Boy: Haan Ghar pe hai. 
SALES GIRL: Sorry, 
Store policy hai k zarort 
dekh kar item sale karo.

NEXT DAY

Boy: Mujhe Cat Food lena hai. 
SALES GIRL: Sorry Sir Pehle Billi la ke dekhao.

3 Din baad Boy Ek Bag le k 
Store aya aur bola:
Bag me hath daal ke sabot dekh lo.

SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli: 
Koi Garam, Geeli aur Mulaym 
chez hai. Kiya hai ?

Boy: Ye Meri "TATTi" hai, 
Aur Mujhe Aaj “TOILET PAPER” lena hai.. 
... :😀

Hahahha
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Boy: Duniya Bhulai Mene Tere Liye, 
Jannate sajai Mene Tere Liye, 
Per Tu ne kya kiya Mere Liye.?
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Girl: 
Munnii Badnaam Hui 
Darling Tere Liye.. 
... :😀

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A ROMANTIC STORY..

Ek Larka Ek Larki, 
Halki Halki Barish me,
Hawa k Jhoko k sang, 
Khamoshi se Chalte Ja Rahy Thy..

Achanak Larki Ny 
Larky Ka Hath Thaam k Holay se Kaha:
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Niche Dekh “GOBAR” Hai.. 
... :😀

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Ek Andheri Raat Ko Phone Ki Ghanti Baji: 
"Tring tring" 

Girl: Hello 
Boy: Roshni hai kya??
Girl: Nahi..
Boy: To Candle jala Le.. ;-)
Girl: Andhere Me Nazar Nahi Araha. 
Boy: To Light Jala Ker Candle Dhoond Le.. 
... :😀

Hahahha
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                                Marathi Jokes

Every Girl On FB Has Atleast
3,4 Unreplied Messages From "Tharki" Boys Saying:

"Hi, How Are You?" 
"Hello Ji, Kesi Ho?" 
"Hi, You Look Very Beautiful" 
"Can We Be Friends?" 
"Plz Accept My Friend Request"

And This One 
"Plz Send Me Friend Request, 
My Request Is Blocked" ;
... :😀

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Girl Apny Andhay Boyfriend Se: 
Kash Tum Dekh sakte, Me Kitni Khubsurat hun.
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Boyfriend: 
Itni Khubsurat Hoti to kya 
Aankh Waly Tujhe Mere liye Chorr Jate..
Kamini . . 
Andha hun, Chootiya Nahi.. ;
... :😀

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Engineer ki GF: Aaj me kesi lag rahi hun?
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Engineer: Tan c/Sin c 
GF: What?
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Engineer: 
Tan c/Sinc
=(Sin c/Cos c)/Sin c
=1/Cos c
=Sec c ;-)
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GF: WOW! Naughty Boy.. 
... :😀

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GF: Chalo Aaj Shopping Kerny Chalty Hen..
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Pappu: Yaar Humara Rishta Bohat 
Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb Hai.

GF: Wo Kese ??
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Pappu: Tum Bohat Ajeeb Ho Aur 
Me Bohat Ghareeb Hun.. 
... :😀

Hahahha
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Smart Boy to a Girl :
"Excuse me, Do U have Fevicol.?

Girl: Why..??

Boy: Bcoz,
Tumhari Khubsurt Smile Dekh Ker Mera Dil 
Nikla Ja Raha Hai, 
Usay Wapas Jodna Hai.. 
... :😀
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New Research Se Sabit Hua Hai K 
Larky Karkiyon Se Ziyada Neik Hoty Hen..

QK
Jab Koi Larka Kisi Larki Ko Dekhta Hai 
To 

Uski Zuban Se Foran Ye Nikalta Hai, 

SUBHANALLAH 
MASHA ALLAH 
JAZAKALLAH 
BISMILLAH 
Kitni Piyari Larki Hai..
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... :😀
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Jab K Koi Larki Kisi Larky Ko 
Dekhti Hai To 
Kehti Hai 

Kamina 
Kutta 
Be Sharam 
Zaleel 
Jab Dekho Her Waqt Ghoorta Hi Rehta Hai.. 

Isi Liye Larkon Ko Larkiyon se 
Ziyada Neik Qarar Diya Gaya Hai.. 
... :😀

From: 
EXPRESS NEWS 
Her Larki Per Nazar.. ;
... :😀
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Tragedy with Boys Life:

1. Good girls r Not Good looking 

2. Good looking girls r Not good girls. 

3. Good looking & good girls r not single 

4. Good looking,good & single girls have strong Brothers 

5. Good looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat boys as her brother.. :
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                                Marathi Jokes

Boy: Aapka naam kaya hai?

Girl: Pehen k btaoun ya dikha k?

Boy: Kiya matlb.?

Girl: Payal naam hai Mera aur Aapka.?

Boy: Le kar btaoun ya de kar?

Girl: Kiya matlb.?

Boy: Pappi naam hai Mera.

Girl: To Aap Urdu me hi Bata dete.

Boy: Kiya matlb.?

Girl: Yehi k Tum Kutty k Bachey ho. 
... :😀

Aur Bano Smart..
... :😀

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A True GF is Not one who says,
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"Me Teri kismat me nahi, 
Tum Mujhe Bhool jao"
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A True GF is One who says,
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"Tu Apni Padhai pe dehaan de,
Placement ke Baad 
Ghar se Utha lena.. 
... :😀
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Log Ghalat Kehty Hen K 
"Larkiyan Larkon Se Ziyada Numbers Leti Hen."

QK

Mujh Se To 
Aaj Tak 
Kisi Larki Ny 
Number Nahi Liya.. ;
... :😀

Hahhaha

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Larky Ny Ek Larki ko Propose kiya 
to Larki Gussa ho Ker Boli: 

"Apni Shakl Dekhi hai Aainay Me??

Larka: Haan Dekhi hai Na,
Tabhi to Tere Pass Aaya hun 
Warna Kisi Khubsurat Larki ke Pass Nahi Chala Jata. ;
... :😀

Hahahahaha
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                                Marathi Jokes
For Boys..
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Larkiyon Ki Izzat Kiya Kero,,
Wo Larkon K Liye "Biryani" Banati Hen..
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For Girls..
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Aur Larkon Ki Bhi Izzat Kiya Kero,,
Q K Wo Tumhen "Biryani Masala" La Ker Dete Hen..
... :😀

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