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Lady to Doctor : Thakawat Bohat hoti hai.
Doctor : Sex kitna kerti ho??
Lady : Daily.
Doctor : Sunday mat kero.
Lady : Sunday hi to Husband Ghar hoty hen,
Unhen kese Mana kerun…😀

 
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4 Saal ka Bacha aur Bachi ek sath Naha rahy thy..
Bachi : Me Tumhari NoNo pakrun??
Bacha : Nahi, Apni to Torr di, Ab Meri bhi Tory gi kiya”>😀
 
Kitna Roya tha Wo Mehbooba ko Mobile Gift ker k,
FARAZ,,
Raat k 3 bajy tak Wo Sunta raha,,
,
Aap ka Mobile Number Dusri Line per Masroof hai…: 🙁
 
Faqeer Allah k naam per kuch de de Bacha??
Bacha Cycle per : Chalo Theek hai Pichay beth jao,
Ek Round de deta hun…😀
 
** Aaj ki Baat **
Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad rakhna,
Zindagi me Aansoo pochny waly to Bohat mil jaen gy,
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Lekin
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Naak Pochny Wala koi nahi mily ga,
Is Liye
Thanda Paani
Soch samajh ker Peena,
Mosam Badal Raha Hai…;-p 😀
 
Sardiyon me Rozana Subha
Ek Barfeeli Paani ki Balti se
Nahany se
Sardi ka Asar Bohat Kam Mehsoos hota hai..
G Unhi K Marva Deny Waly Totkay…😀
 
Agar Aap Khud kash Bombar ko dekh len to Us per Foran
Pisi Laal Mirch,
Dhanya Powder,
Pisi Haldi,
Pisa Adrak Lehsan,
Sab ka ek ek Table Spoon aur
1/2 kg Corn Flour Chirak den..
Bomb Blast hoty hi Khudkash ka Tasty Broast Tayyar ho jaye ga..;-)😀
Dhamaky Daar Totkay
 
Agar Sardiyom me Raat ko Sony se pehly ek Adad Tez “MOOLI”,
Ubli hui “Chany ki Daal” Aur “Kaala Namak”
Hasb e Zaiqa kha ker
Uper se “Lihaaf” Orh liya jaye to
Aap k Lihaaf k Ander “Chemikal Bombing” Start ho jaye gi,
Jis se Ander ka “Temperature” Barh jaye ga aur
“Sardi” nahi lagy gi..
NOTE :
Jazbati ho Ker Khany ki Miqdar ko Ziyada mat kerna.
Warna “Lihaaf” Jal ker Phat sakta hai…😀
 
Teacher ny Ek Bachy ki Mom ko likha :
“Bachy ko Nehla ker bheja karen”.
Mom ny Note parhny k baad likha :
“Bachy ko Parhaya karen, Soongha na karen”…😀
 

Hindi Jokes

Father : Me nahi Chahta k Meri Beti Apni Puri Zindagi Ek Gadhay k sath Guzary.
Boyfriend : Bas isi liye Me Usay Yahan se le jany aya hun....😀
 
Aurat Subha Langrati hui Mohally k Hakeem k paas gai aur Pucha :
Mere Shoher ko SEX ki Dawa Tum ny di thi??
Hakeem : G Haan
Aurat : To Bivi bhi Apni de deta Kaminay…😀
 
Zubaida Aapa : Hello
Caller : Aapa, Me ny New Sabun se Apni Chaddi dhoi to wo Chti ho gai,
Ab kiya karun??
Zubaida Aapa :
“Ab Usi Sabun se Apny Hips Dho lo”…;-😀
 
Ek American Aurat, Ek Japani Aurat, Aur Ek Pakistani Aurat Kashti me ja rahy thy k Achanak Wahan Jin agaya aur Bola :
“Samandar me Koi Cheez Phenko, Agar me ny dhoond li to Me Tumhen kha jaun ga,
Aur Agar na Dhoond paya to Me Tumhara Ghulam”.
American Aurat ny Memory Card phenka,
Jin ny usay dhoond liya aur usay Kha gaya..
Japani Aurat ny Sikka Phenka, Jin ny usay bhi dhoond liya aur
Usay Kha gaya..
Phir
Pakistani Aurat ny Disprine Goli phenki aur Boli :
“Chal Beta Ghar Chal, Bohat Kaam para hai”…;-🙂
Pakistan Zindabad
 
** FaceBook K Kamalaat **
Class k Doran Ek Larky ny Apna FaceBook Account khola aur Status diya,
“I am Using FB in Class”
Foran Professor ny comment kiya,
“Class se Nikal jao”.
Principal ny Professor k Comment ko Like kiya,
Dost ny Comment kiya,
“Oye Cafe aja”.
Maa ny Comment kiya,
“Nalaik Insan Class nahi leni to Sabzi le kr Ghar aja”.
Baap ny Foran Comment kiya,
“Dekh lo Apny Bety ki Harkaten”.
Usi Waqt Girlfriend ka Comment agaya,
“Dhoky Baaz, Tum ny to kaha tha k Hospital me hun,
Dadi Akhri Stage per hen is liye Milny nahi aa sakta”.
Aur
Usi Waqt Dadi ny Comment kiya,
“Lakh Di Lanat”….;-🙂
 

Hindi Jokes

Ek Dehati Aurat Check Cash karany gai,,
Clerk : Sign kero..
Aurat : Kese??
Clerk : Jese Apny Shoher ko Khat k End me Likhti ho.
Aurat ny Likha :
Tuadi Chummi di Piyasi Billo…;🙂
 
Jewellery Shop me ek Admi ki Zabardast Pitaai hui,,
QK
Us ny Sales Girl se kaha :
Aap ka ek ek Item Gazab ka hai, Aaj
Sonay ka kiya Rate hai…:-)🙂
 
Jab Kabhi Toot k Bikhro to
Mujhy Bata dena,,
.
Me Tumhen Samait ker,
Subha Kachry Walon ko de dunga..
Seedhi Baat
(,”)
<)(>
No Emotional
No Jazbaat..:-)
Pak Pak Pakistan
Saaf Saaf Pakistan…:🙂
 
3 Different Styles Of Proposing…
In English : Would U Mind being My Girlfriend??
In Hindi : Kiya Aap Meri Premika bano gi??
In Punjabi : Veli Phirdi Rendi Ay, Kisi
Ghareeb de Kam e Aaja…;🙂
 
Ladies ko Petrol Pump k Bahar Q Utar diya jata hai??
?
?
?
?
QK Petrol Pump per Likha hota hai k
Aag Lagany Wali Cheezen Door Rakhiye…:-)🙂
 
Aadmi Kitna Dheela Q na ho,,
2 Kaam Lazmi kerta hai..
1- Subha Uth ker “KHORAAK” ki Talash..
Aur
2- Sony se Pehly “SORAAKH” ki Talash..
Ayan Ali ki Kitab: “Mere Tajrube”🙂
 
KamWali ko Saith Chhair raha tha..
KamWali : Badtamizi kero gy to Mor bana dungi..
Saith : Murga to suna tha per
Mor kese banao gi??
KamWali : Gand me Jhaaru daal ker…;-🙂
 
A Boy went to Doctor for Skin Infections..
After Checking the Skin,
Doctor Said :
“Apni Girlfriend ko bolo k Apni Lipstick Brand
Change karey,,
Tumhen MEDORA se Allergy hai….;-p 🙂
 
Ek Charsi Bus me Chars Pi raha tha…
Sath wali seat per Ek Baba g bethy huwe thy,,
Wo dekh ker Boly :
“Beta tum ko pata hai k Tum Jahannum k Raasty per ja rahy ho..”
Charsi chilla ker bola :
“Oye Beghairto! Roko Bus, me te Shekhupura jana c.”…;-)🙂
 
Mareez : Doctor Sahab! Roz 50 rupy ki Dawai le ker jata hun,
Magar koi Faaida nahi hota??
Doctor : Aaj 40 Rupy ki le ker jana,
10 Rupy ka Faaida ho jaye ga….:-)🙂
 
Ladies Hostel ki Principal ny
Phone per KESC Walon ko Complain ki,,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Meharbani ker k Aaj to AADMI bhej do,
Larkiyan 3 Din se MOMBATTI se Kaam chala rahi hen…:-p :-0🙂
 

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Tanz aur Behas se Rishty kamzor ho jate hen,,
Is Liye Jis ki Baat Buri lagy,
Foran Chamaat maar den..
So Plz,
Dil pe Mat len,
Mun pe den…,:-D 🙂
Good Morning
 
Bacha Paida hony per Dost ny Chusni Gift ki,,
Bachy ka Baap : Yaar! Itna Chota Bacha Chusni nahi peeta..
Dost : Ye Us k liye nahi, Tere liye hai,,
Teri Chusni to ab Wo piye ga…;-0🙂
 
Lady Doctor Pagal Patient se :
Mera Dupatta utaro.
Pagal : OK
Lady Doctor : Ab Meri Qameez utaro.
Pagal : OK
Lady Doctor : Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bhi utaro.
Pagal : OK
Lady Doctor :
“Aur Aainda kabhi Mere Kapry na Pehanna. OK
Aaj Phir Aap ki Soch ko 21 Topon ki Salami…:-p🙂
 
*** Cute Joke ***
1 Chhoti si Bachi Dukandar k pass gai aur boli :
“Jab me Bari ho jaun gi to Aap Mujh se Shadi kero gy”??
Dukandar Hans ker bola : Haan ker lun ga..
Bachi boli : To kiya aap apni hony wali Wife ko
1 Chocolate bhi nahi de sakty…:-)
Oh Teri Khair..
2016 ki Aany Wali Tez Tareen Bachi…:-)🙂
 
Police Waly ny Rikshaw Driver se Pucha k
Larkiyon ko le ker Kahan Ja rahy ho??
Driver Totla tha, Kehny laga :
“1 ko college me chod-dun ga,
1 ko Ghar chod-dun ga,
1 ko Hostel me chod-dun ga..”
Larkiyan Chilla ker Bolin : Ye Kiya Bakwas hai..?
Driver Bola :
Chup Raho, Warna Sab ko
Yahin chod- dun ga….;-😀
 
** Happy Sunday **
Mujhy Jagany ki Khatir Jab Suraj aata hai,
Me Uth nahi Pata, Suraj Khud So jata hai,,
Puchny per Dil Ek Aawaz lagata hai,,
Soja Soja, Hafty me Ek Baar hi to Itwar aata hai..😀
 

Hindi Jokes

Bachpan se hi Acha Insan ban’ny ka Shoq Tha..
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Bas Phir,
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Bachpan Khatam,
Shoq bhi Khatam….
TaaaliyAaann..😀
(Nawaz Sharif)
 
Totka..
Masjid k Bahar Chappal Rakhen to
1 Chappal ek Kony me aur
Dusra Chappal Dusray Kony me Rakhny se
Chappal Chori Nahi ho gi…;😀
 
Aap ko Meri kon si Aadat
Zehar Lagti hai??
Reply 🙂
,
,
,
,
,
,
Kerny se Pehly,
Apne liye Chheepa Ambulance Book kerwa lena..:-
Call To 1020….;😀
Good Morning
 
Doctor : Agar Tum meri Dawa se Theek ho gaye to kiya
INAAM do gy??
?
Mareez : Janab Me to Qabren Khodta hun, Apki Qabar
Muft me Khod dun ga…..;😀

 
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2 comments:

  1. Girl: Agar Moka Mila To Kiya Tum Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gy.??


    Boy: Agar Moka Mil Gaya To
    Shadi Kerny Ki Kiya Zarurat Hai?
    Wo Moka Hi Kafi Hai..



    Hahhahaha

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