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Hindi Jokes 
Phaty Purany Kapron me Malboos Ek Admi
Ghabraya huwa Kabaariye ki Dukan me
Dakhil huwa aur
Jaib se Revolver Nikal ker Bola:
“Jo Kuch Tumhary Paas Hai Nikal Ker Rakh Do.”
Kabaariya: Is Revolver k 500 Rupy dun ga.
Admi: Theek Hai..;p
Hahaha

                                                                                                                                                        

Ek Khargosh her Roz ek Lohar ki Dukaan Par jakar puchhta tha:
Gajar hai?
Lohar mana kar deta tha.
Ek din Lohar ko bahut Gussa aaya…!
Hathory se maar kar Khargosh ke Daant Torr diye
Aur bola: Ab jaa Gajar kha ke dikha.
Phir dusre din Khargosh aya Aur puchha
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Gajar ka Halwa hai kiya?..
 Hindi Jokes

                                                                                                                                                        

Larki: Baba Ji, Dua karen k Meri kisi
Samajhdar Admi se Shadi ho jaye.
Baba: Ghar Chali ja Beti,,
,
Samajhdar Admi Kabhi Shadi nahi kerta..;-
                                                                                                                                                        

Pakistan k to JIN bhi
Itny THARKI hoty hen,
k
Aashiq ho ker Charhty bhi
Sirf AURTON per hen,
Aur Phir
JHARO Khany se hi Utarty hen..;p
Hahahaha
                                                                                                                                                        

Larki Doctor se:
Meri Skin Buhat Ziada
Mulayem
Soft
aur
Sensitive ha
aur
Mera Rung B buhat
Gora ha
Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron?
Doctor
KUNDI
hahahaha
                                                                                                                                                        

Hindi Jokes

Jin logon ka Khayal hai k
Paison se Aapki
Zindagi me
Khushiyan nahi aa saktin
wo
Apny paisy
Mere Account me
Trasnfer ker sakty hen…
Shukriya

                                                                                                                                                        

Ek Faqeer Ek Sheikh k paas gaya,
Aur Usay Apni Dard Bhari Kahani Sunana shuru ker di,,
Us ki Kahani Aisi thi k Sheikh sun ker Rony laga aur Bohat Roya,,
Faqeer ny Socha Aaj to Sheikh Bohat Paisay de ga..
Sheikh Hichkiyan lete huwe bola:
“Baba Ji, Muaf Kero”…
                                                                                                                                                        

Reporter: Sir, MBBS ka kiya Matlab hota hai??
Qaim Ali Shah kafi der sochny k Basd Bola:
“Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto Shaheed”
Saen to Saen,
Saen ka Dimagh bhi Saen…

                                                                                                                                                        

Ek Admi ny Facebook per Status likha:
“Bivi Chahiye”
2 Larkiyon ny Like kiya aur
140 Admiyon ny Comment kiya:
“Meri Le Ja”
Admi ny Phir Lika:
“Kamino Mang Nahi Raha,
Puch Raha Hun” …
                                                                                                                                                        

Kal me ny 2 Logon ko BeWaqoof Banaya,
Pucho Kese?
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Bilkul Aisay Hi..;p
Ab 3 Ho Gaye,
Hahaha..:
                                                                                                                                                        

Us ny Pal bhar kliye bhi Meri Masumiyat na Dekhi,
“Dosto”
Bas Aya
Bike Roki
Mobile Cheena
Aur
Chala Gaya..:-(
(,”)/’ Oye Ruk
<)(, GHAR se
_//_, Charger aur HANDfree
Le ker Ata hun, Wo bhi leja,
Meri Bhabhi ko de dena,
Ufone ka Pakage bhi hai…
                                                                                                                                                        


Ek Buzurg se kisi ny Pucha: Aap Hamesha Zameen pe Q Soty hen??

Qurban Jaun Us Buzurg per,
Unhon ny Bohat khubsurat aur Mukhtasir Jawab diya:
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“Meri Marzi”….)

                                                                                                                                                        

Aik dafa aik sardar ji ka radio kharab ho gaya tu us ne radio ko khol ker dekha tu ander aik choha mara ho para tha , sardar ji pareshan ho gae or kahane lage k ,
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O tere radio ab kaise chale ga , sala singer tu mer gaya re …!!!
Kitna roya tha wo Girlfriend ko mobile gift kar ke,,
“FARAZ”
Rat ke 3 Baje Tak wo Sunta Raha Ap Ka Matlouba Number
dosri line per Masroof Hai…

Hum ny Bila-Waja Atom Bomb jesi Cheez bana di,
Mashriqi Border per Fojiyon ki jaga Agar
Gaaye(Cow) Khari ker di jaye to
India Hamesha k liye
GOLA BARI Rok de ga..:
Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:
“Tum Sab k Paas Ek Minute hai Yahan se Nikalny k liye”
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Kachuwa Bola: Wah Kaminy Wah,
Seedhi Tarha keh na K
,
Me Hi Target Hun

Me ny Pucha JAAN kese Nikalti Hai??
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Zalimon ny Mera Mobile Charging se Utar ker
Apna Laga Diya…;-(
Mujhy Aur kisi Cheez ki Tamanna nahi,
Yaa Rab,
Bas Meri Shadi Pasand ki ho jaye 🙂
Bolo Aameen
(,”)>
<)(
Aameen to Bolo,
Biryani Nahi Khani Kiya??:
Kia January, Kia February,
Hum kia karein
November ko, December ko??.
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Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to,
Aag lagy is Calendar ko..!
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For all singles including me.
Pakistan Railway Ka Purana Name kia Tha?
ANS………..
North Western
Jahaz Me Achanak Meera Ki Tabiyat Kharab Ho gai..
AirHostess: Are U Sick? Suffering from Fever?
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Meera:
No, I’m Muslim and
Suffering from Lahore..;
Q: Hum Kon Hen??
Ans: Larkiyan
Q: Hum Kiya Chahti Hen??
Ans: Jahan-e-Sikandar, Faaras Ghazi, Sadi Yousuf, Salaar Sikandar.
Q: Hamen Milta Kiya Hai??
Ans:
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“Phupo Ka Beta”…

Hindi Jokes

Actor MEERA Nai Film k liye Director k Paas Gai aur Boli:
“Mujhy Filmon me Kaam kerny ka Bohat Shoq Hai”
Director: Aap ko Kon sa Roll Pasand Hai??
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Meera:
“QEEMAY Wala”…;
Ek Charsi Chars Pi raha tha k Uska Baap aagaya.
Charsi ny Cigarette Shirt ki Jaib me Chhupa li.
Baap: Tum Cigarette Pi rahy thy?
Charsi: Nahi to Abbu ji.
Baap: To Phir Tumhari Shirt me se Dhuwan Q Nikal raha hai??
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Charsi: Aap ny Baat hi Dil Jalany Wali ki hai…;
Hospital ka Amlaa Ek Shakhs k Peechy Bhaag raha tha..
Logon ny Pucha Kiya Huwa??
Doctor: 4 Baar Aisa Huwa Ye Dimagh ka Operation Kerwany k Bahany ata hai Aur
TIND Kerwa ker Bhaag Jata Hai…:
Azeem Tha Wo Shakhs
Jis Ny RAZAAI Ejaad ki.
Qasam Se Nikalny Ko Dil hi nahi Kerta..:
Arz kia hae
Han to btao k Arz kia hae?
Gud News…
Great Step of PM Nawaz Sharif:-
Middle, Matric, F.A, F.Sc, I.Com, B.A, B.Sc, M.A, M.Sc, M. Com,
jin k 60% Marks se above hen Wo apny Certificates DCO Office me foran jama kara k Laptop Hasil karen..
Last Date: 31-12-2015.
Online b Apply ker sakty hen Via websites:
1-
www.Apni_Shakal_To_Dekho.com
2-
www.Billi_K_Khuwab_Me_Chichhre.com
3-
www.Ye_Mu_Or_Masur_Ki_Daal.com
Plz ye Msg Sab Doston ko frwd karen
Koi Student Byzti se Mehrum na Rahy..:
1 Bacha Ek Aurat ko Ghoorty huwe ja raha tha,,
Aurat: Sharam nahi Ati, Teri Maa ki Umar ki hun..
Bacha: To Me Bhi
Apny Baap k liye hi Dhoond Raha Tha…:-)
Us k Chor jany k Baad Me to marny hi Wala tha,,
K Achanak Yaad aya,
Uski Cousin ny Bhi Apna Num diya tha..
(,”)/
<)(
_//_
Uth Shehzady
Himmat Ker,
Bachi Wo Bhi Achi Hai…;-)
Taza Taza Latifa Pesh Hai:
Nawaz Sharif Subha So ker Utha aur
Bivi Kulsoom ko kaha:
“Darling Me Office Ja raha hun.”
Kulsoom ny Ankhen Kholy Baghair Jawab diya:
“Go Nawaz Go”…
Kisi Kaam k liye Inkar na kero,
Balke,
Usay Itni Topiyan kerwao k
Agla Khud Tang aa ker Bolay:
“Tu Rehny de Bhai Me Khud hi ker lun ga”......

Hindi Jokes

Ek Kutta Dusray se: Oye, aaj kal Jahan Rash ho Wahan se Nikal jaya ker.
Dusra Kutta: Q Yaar?
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Pehla: Salay Agar Dhamaka ho gaya to
Insanon ki Mout Mary ga..:-p:)

Sardi se Bachny ka Tareeqa..
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Pata Chalay to Mujhy Bhi Batana,
Qasam se Bohat Sardi hai…;-)
MQM Walay: Jiye Mutahida.
Rangers: Kiya Bola??
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MQM Walay: Bhai Pura to Sun liya kero,
Jiye Mutahida Arab Imaraat..:-p:)
Jis Khatoon ny Ye Jumla Daryaft kiya hai k,,
“Sab Mard Ek Jese Hoty Hen”
Darasal Uska Shoher
China me Gum ho gaya tha…;
Me Sirf 2 Logon se Piyar kerta hun..
Ek to Meri “MAA” Jinhon ny Mujhy Janam diya,
Aur
Dusri Wo Pagli Jis ny Mere liye Janam liya.:-)
Maa bhi Khush,
Bachi bhi Khush…;
Signal per Car ruki to Ek Faqeer mangny aa gaya..
Car me bethi hui Aurat boli: Tumhari Shakal kuch jani Pehchani lagti hai.
Faqeer bola:
“Madam, We Are Friends on Facebook”…
Ek Bachay Ki Naseehat:
“Kaam Aisa Kero k
Agli Baar Ghar Walay
Kaam Dene se Pehly

10 Baar Zarur Sochen”...
Duniya me Sirf Aisi 2 Cheezen hen,
Jin ko Sardi nahi lagti,,
1- Barfani Reechh,
Aur
2- Shadi me Aai Ladies…:
Aaj Ki Nasal Ki “Miyan Sahab” se Guzarish..!
Miyan Sahab, Daal Sasti na ho saky to koi Baat nahi,
Lekin
Ye Tinday Aur Shaljam
Mehngi kerwado Plz,
Ye Roz Roz Nahi Khai Jati…
Agar Khatron se Larna Chahty ho to
Kisi Kamry ka,
Jahan Sab Razaai me Bethy hon,
Pankha Chala Do…
Baat Sirf Mohabat Ki Hoti Hai Warna
Aey “Dost”
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Message To Tumhein
“Benazeer
income support”
Waly Bhi Krty Hoon gey.. 
1 Sardar ki Tang Neeli ho gai..
Hakeem:
Zehar Phel gaya hai, Katni pary gi
3 Din Baad Dusri bhi Neeli ho gai
Hakeem:
Ye bhi Katni pary gi, Zehar kafi Phel gaya hai.
2no Kaat k Plastic ki Tangen lag gain.
8 Din baad Plastic ki Tangen bhi Neeli ho gai.
Hakeem:
Ab Samajh aya, Tumhari Dhoti ka Rang Utarta hai,
Pareshani ki koi Baat nahi…
Thekedaar ka Beta: Papa, Mujhy Ek Bhai Chahiye, Aaj aur Abhi.
Papa: Beta Is Kaam me 9 Mahinay lagty hen.
Beta: Papa Aap to Thekedaar hen, 7, 8 Admi is kaam per laga den…
Larka Raat k 2 bajy Apny Mobile Phone ko Search ker raha tha,,
Maa: So ja Beta, Bohat Raat ho gai hai.
Larka: Ammi Neend Nahi arahi, Papers ki Tension hai.
Maa: To Parh le Beta, Faida hi ho ga.
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Maa Always Right.
Un k Mashwary se Larky ny Kitaben Kholin,
Aur
Foran hi Neend Aa Gai..:

Hindi Jokes

Larkiyon ko Jalebi Q kaha jata hai?
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QK Ye Kabhi Sidhi nahi Ho Sakti,
Per hoti Bohat SWEET hen..
Fwd To All Jalebies..
Ek Baat Zindagi me Hamesha Yaad rakhna,
“Jab Hawa Chalti hai to Pattay Hilty hen,
Aur,
Jab nahi Chalti to Nahi Hilty..”
Its OK…
Agar Nahaty huwe Aap Apna Hath Itna nahi Morr sakty k Apni Kamar Saaf ker saken to,
“Washroom ki Divaar per Sabun Mal ker Apni Kamar Divaar per Mal len,
Is Tarha Aap ki Kamar bhi Saaf ho jaye gi aur Divaar bhi.
Ye Mera Azmuda Totka hai.”
(Dr. Firdous Aashiq Awan)
Zaruri Nahi k Her Totka
Zubaida Aapa ka hi ho…
Guddu: Ammi, Hamary Abbu k Sir per BAAL Q nahi hen??
Mom: Beta Jo Log Such bolty hen, Un k Sir per Baal nahi Hoty.
Guddu: Oh Acha,
Ab Samajh Aya k
Larkiyon k Baal Lambay Q hoty hen..
Kahan Pe Ho?
Reply
Nahi Kerna Plzz..
Jahan bhi ho,
Khush Raho Apny Kharchay per.:)
Sab ko Send kero Aur dekho Kon Kahan Hai..:

Hindi Jokes


Ek Lady Interview dene gai..!
Interviewer : Kiya kerti hen Aap??
Lady : Me Pilot Hun.
Interviewer Bohat Respect k Saath :
“Kiya Urati Hen Aap”??
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Lady : Husband k Paisay…:-)
Sari Duniya Rooth Jaye
Koi Perwah Nahi Hai Mujhy,
,
Bas Roothy Na Kabhi
Meri
MAA
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Ki Hony Wali
“BAHOO”
Saray Mil K Bolo:
Aameen…
Election Hony se Ek Baat ka Pata Chal Gaya,
**Faraz**
K Mohally ki Kon Kon si Bachi 18 ki Ho gai Hai…;-p
O Teri Khair..:
Aakhir Sardi k Wo Din Aa hi Gaye,,?
Jab Insan Apni Zindagi ka Sab se Mushkil Faisla kerta hai
K,??
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Aaj Nahaun Ya Nahi..:-)
Good Morning
1st pagl.agr tm bta do meri jholi me kya h to sary andy tmhary
2nd.sochny k bd yar tm hmesha mushkil swal he pochty ho.
Aap ko Sirf Truck per, Bus per Ya Auto per Likha Dikhai de ga,
“Maa Ki Dua”
QK,
BMW, Mercedes Aur Audi ka Matlab hota hai,
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“Baap Ka Diya”…;-p 😀
Janab Ik Kaam Tha Aap Se?
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Zara Ye NUQTAY to Gin Ker Bata Den…

Hindi Jokes

A lady Broke The Traffic Signal..
Police : Stop.
Lady : Plz Mujhy Jany Do, Me Ek Teacher hun.
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Police : Aahaaa…
Is Pal ka to Me Apni Sari Zindagi Intizar kerta raha,
Ab Zara Tum Ye Jumla 100 dafa Likh ker Dikhao..
“Ab Me Kabhi Signal nahi Torun gi”….
I Told My Mom, that I Want an Apple or Blackberry…
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She Replied :
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Kinu Ka Season Hai Beta, Kinu Khao…:
Samosa said to Aaloo : Jab Me Fry hota hun to Tumhen Cover ker k Garam Oil se Bacha leta hun, Bcoz I love U.
Aaloo Said : Jab Log Tumhen Fry hony k baad Khaty hen to Me Unka Mu Jala deta hun, Bcoz I Love U 2.
Moral :
In Dono ki Prem Kahani per Na jaen Aur
Samosa hamesha Thanda ker k Khaen.
Shukriya…
iPhone Aur Samsung me Ek hi Cheez Mushtarik hai,,
Kon Si??
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Nahi Pata??
Answer :
“Dono Hi Mere Paas Nahi Hen”…:
Wo Kehta hai k
Larny se “Mohabbat” Barhti hai,,
Ye Sunty hi Hum
Us ki “Naak” pe “Mukka” Maar k Bhag Aaye..:-0
(,”)>
/)(
_//_. Theek Kiya Naa,
Aakhir Sacha Piyar hai Hamara…
Ek Party Hall me Bohat se Log thy aur Khana Kam tha..
Mezban ko Shak tha k Ye Sab Invited hen bhi ya nahi.
Us ny Elaan kiya : “Jo log Dulhan ki taraf se hen wo khary ho jaen.”
20 Log khary ho gaye.
Phir kaha : “Jo Dulhay ki taraf se hen wo khary ho jaen.”
25 Log khary ho gaye.
Mezban Hansa aur Kaha : “Jo Log Khary hen Wo Bahar Dafa ho jaen,
QK,
Ye BirthDay Party Hai,
Tumhari Maa ki Shadi Nahi”… 🙂
Mareez Nurse se : I Love U,
Tum ny Mera Dil Chura liya hai.
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Nurse Shermaty Huwe : Chal Jhooty,
Hum ny to Dil ko Hath bhi nahi lagaya,
Hum ny to Sirf “Kidney” Churaai hai…
Doctor : Tum Ek din me kitny Cigarette peety ho??
Charsi : Taqreeban 20
Doctor : Agar Mujh se ilaaj kerana hai to Itni Cigarette pina band kerna ho ga. Aaj se tum Ek Cigarette Khany k baad piyo gy Aur Bas.
Charsi ny ilaaj kerana Shuru ker diya,
Kuch Mahino k baad Charsi ki Tabiyat Theek hona Shuru ho gai..
Doctor : Dekha Mere Bataye huwe Parhez se Tumhen kitna Faida huwa.
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Charsi : Lekin Doctor Sahab, Ek Din me
20 Baar Khana bhi to koi Asan Baat Nahi..;

Hindi Jokes

TV Anchor to Meera : Aap Net use kerti hen??
Meera : Ye to Director pe depend kerta hai jo wo bole, Net ya Jorjet etc..
Anchor : G Me Inter net ki baat ker raha tha.
Meera : G Inter to me ny Matric se bhi pehly ker liya tha.
Anchor : R U OK??
Meera : Yes same to you and Happy Birth Day to You..:-)
Malika Sherawat ko Juicer chalaty huwe dekh ker Uski Amma bolin :
“Beta Juice bana rahi ho kiya”?
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Malika :
“Nahi, Ek Do Din k Kapry thy to Socha isi me Dho lun”…
Sheikh Sahab ka Us k paas aya aur pucha :
“Abba, Me Paros ki Larki k sath Date per ja raha hun, Jaaiz hai”??
Sheikh : Nahi.
Larka : Q??
Sheikh : Ye Raaz Apni Maa ko na Batana, Wo Larki Teri Behan hai, Mera uski Maa k sath Chakkar tha..
Agly Din Bete ny 2sri parosan ka
Aur 3sry din 3rd parosan ka pucha to her baar Sheikh ka Chakkar nikla.
Tang aa ker Beta Maa k paas gaya aur Roty huwe Sari baat batai.
Maa ny Bete ko Piyar kiya aur Boli :
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Ja Beta, Sab se Date Maar,
Tu kon sa Sheikh Sahab ka Beta hai…;-p 😀
Hindi Jokes 
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