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 😀Good Funny Jokes 😀

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge.

Raat mein diye jalte rahenge.
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha.
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge 😀


 
girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi
 Good Funny Jokes

Good Funny Jokes

 
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN  😀

 
Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise? niche dekho..
. Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha…Ha…
Ab 126 HOGAYE…..;->
More……………. 😀
 
he came 2 me 1 nite ……..
explored my body……..
licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill…….. 
when satisfied he left……….
i was hurt………………………… 😀
 damn mosquito!
 
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty. 😀

Good Funny Jokes

 
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful…
More…………… 😀
 
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi  😀
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
 
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai   😀
 
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…
Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys 
No, it means – With Idiot for Ever   😀

 
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai? 😀
 
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi… 😀
 
1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge.
2006 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.  😀

 
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
& 😀
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR  
 
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
“Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?”
BIWI Boli, “Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai… 😀   

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