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Funny SMS / Text Messages and Jokes

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Tujhe Kiya Laga, 

Tu Chhor K Chali Jayegi To Me Mar Jaunga..?

Chal Hatt....

Ladki Hai Tu, Koi Oxygen Nahi.. :-D
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Hhahaha



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Chaar Su Andhera Tha, 

Zulmaton Ka Dera Tha..

Aaqa Tere Aany Se,

Bazm Jagmagai Hai..!

Jashn-e-Eid Meelad un Nabi Mubarak..]
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Gali Muhallon Ko Saja Ker 
Masjidon Ko Veeran Mat Ker Dena,,
QK,,
Jin Ka Meelad Aap Mana Rahy Ho,,
Un K Aankhon Ki Thandak
"NAMAZ" Hai..!

EID MEELAD-UN-NABI Mubarak Ho..
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Boy: Tum Ab Pehly Se Badal Gai Ho..

Girlfriend: Lo Ab Makeup Hi Itna Mehnga Ho Gaya Hai
To Is Me Mera Kiya Qusoor.. :-D
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Hahhaha

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Teacher: Dunya Ki Sab Se Tez Raftar Cheez Ka Naam Batao.?

Pappu: Itwaar Ki Chhutti.

Teacher: Wo Kese.??

Pappu: Aati Hai Aur Phata-Phat Guzar Jati Hai.. :-D 
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Hahhaha

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Nurse To Sardar Patient With Bleeding Head: Your Name.? 

Sardar: Santa.

Nurse: Birth Date.? 

Sardar: 12 Feb

Nurse : Married.?

Sardar: No, Car Accident.. :-D
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Hhahaha

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Aap Jese Log Kuch Khaas Lagte Hen,,

Dil Me Her Waqt Ek Aas Rakhte Hen..

Jaane Kab Ho Jaye Mulaqat Aapse,,

Isliye Hum 1 DISPRIN Hamesha Apne Sath Rakhte Hen.. :-D
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Hhahaha

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HAMARY YAHAN

Naya Purana

Acha Kharab

Taza Baasi

Tuta Phuta

Aur Her Tarha k SMS Qubool Kiye Jaty Hen.
Meharbani Ferma Ker Bhejty Rahen..
\Note:
Hamari 2sri Koi Branch Nahi Hai.. :-D
 🙂

Hhahaha

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Me Ny Kabhi Eent Ka Jawab Pathar Se Nahi Diya,,

Balke Wohi Eent Utha Ker Maari Hai..

Ab Pathar Kon Dhoondta Phiry.. :-D
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Hahhaha

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Wo Aaye Hamari Qabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,,

Wo Aaye Hamari Qabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,,

Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Wo Sar Pe Laga Gaye.. :-D
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Bewafa Sanam.. :-(




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